Its Begun
Im pretty sure we are all going to die. But at least all the hours put in on "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" wasn't in vain, i mean at least we'll have tactics thats more than most.
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01/05/2009
INTRODUCING: The phone of your dreams*!
*By dreams we mean those dreams you had after you smoked that acid-laced J, Remember? With the one legged midget that was naked apart from the top hat? The top hat that had that zombie monkey living it that was riding around on that pig? That pig that was wearing a suit but slicing bits off himself that then turned into bacon that fell into the mouth of that baby? That baby that was actually a baby shaped sack that was full of spiders? Spiders that were whispering your name, over and over? Then you freaked out and asked the midget if you could use the phone to call a taxi? Yeah, that phone.
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03/03/2009
Have You Ever Had A Computer Game Based On You??
Well some Raisins have. Yes thats right more time effort and money is put in to Raisins than it is to any of us! They even had their own TV show not to mention plastic figurines
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27/02/2009
To continue the theme of anti-Semitic drunks...
Other Catchprases this imagi-movie could have used:
"I'll K-F-C you in hell..."
"Now THATS how you make pop-corn chicken!" (After rpg'ing a school bus of chickens)
"Would you like BULLETS with that?"
"Looks like we got ourselves a real zinger tower, right boys?" (After setting a tower block of flats full of chickens on fire, and blocking all the exits)
"Leg? Or wing?"(Whilst holding sledge hammer over tied down Jew's limbs) Err chicken...he means chicken..right Mel?
Any more?
Also, this film needs to made into a beautiful, chickeny reality
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25/02/2009
i n0w Hv3 a cHance!!!1 *happyface*
oh yes, i've hit the jackpot, i knew karma would pay off for a stand up guy like me. i now get to learn secrets about women no other man will know! shit yeah, this site is 1337. give over my email address, ok why not, worth it, itll be like the holy grail, but in html. i'll be the only guy on this site, but i did just follow a link from my facebook. ah well. watch out, lock up your daughters!!!11 ;) ;]Comments (3).
20/02/2009
To continue the theme of skating...
A computer game reviewer that hates most computer games and certainly hates skating...doesn't hate Skate 2...but still hates skating.
Sweet 430 late cockslap dude!
His other reviews are gold too btw.
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19/02/2009
It is Illegal to Climb up it But Not to Ride up it
As one of the youtube comments underneath says "this is why the rest of the world is laughing at america"
And like she said he is the ruler of the park (even though on the mahoosive list of rules there say there will be no security)
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19/02/2009
To continue the theme of miming...
It's like he's been sat there, clicking his fingers, waiting for that and song and his appearance on Jumbo-tron to align in some sort of universally perfect moment...boy doesn't waste it. Also I think that's his mom next to him: "Quick Johnny you're on! You better make the last three years of coming here worth it or I'm stopping you're allowance!" "Aww but mom! I'm only 24 and I need that money to buy Bon Jovi tapes and nunchucks! Time to shine Johnny boy..."
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17/02/2009
Just Fantasic (is that he real voice? i'm not convinced)
I know I know I want him too, and it doesn't end there he's got like 5 videos all in the same vein! And don't lie he is playing that keyboard why would you say he wasn't your just jealous
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12/02/2009